I just wanna snuggle up to a nice, chonky belly, which coincidentally just so happens to be stuffed to the brim with the struggling body of a live human meal. It would make the perfect pillow! At least, it would once all of the firm spots and lumps and limbs softened down into a sagging, chubby bulge full of sloshing chyme that’s softer than any waterbed or mattress imaginable.