I promise, I taste absolutely delicious! You won’t regret gulping down a juicy, tender slab of wriggling twink meat like myself! And just think about how nice it’ll feel to churn me away! All of that delicious boi body melted down into nothing more than thick layers of fat for your pudgy gut, and countless churning bubbles of hot, noisy gas swelling up your bowels~

Don’t you want to eat me? Don’t you want to churn me down into fattening slop, and then noisily belch and fart out my remains?